O LITTLE TOWN OF WASHINGTON

(performed by Barry mitchell and the returning pimply faced West Side Sounds)

[Barry]
O Little town of Washington,
When you go broke you close!
Your federal workers all go home
And freeze their mistletoes!

[WSS]
We hate to hear bad news like that,
With Christmas in the wings.
(In the wings.)
It's bad enough just listening
When Barry Mitchell sings!

(Barry does a slow burn.)

The parks are shut, museums too.
The tourists are in tears.
So get that balanced budget soon.
And Newt says "seven years"!

[WSS]
Congressional Republicans say
Clinton is to blame!
(Is to blame!)
And Clinton blames the G.O.P. -
It's all a silly game!

[BARRY]
So Santa when you're in D.C.
Don't let it close again.
O little to

[ALL]
You Don't have three wise men!

[BARRY SPOKEN:]
"Okay, our funding has been cut. That's it!!!"