V-CHIP by Barry Mitchell

(Several Barry Mitchell's dressed in elf costumes)

"This portion brought to you by the V-Chips,
made by those elves in our nation's capitol.

V-Chips, V-Chips, that's the snack for me.
Because it blocks the violence that your kids see on TV.
Tasty and nutritious,  it's the greatest thing yet.
So serve your family V-Chips.. or just shut off your TV set.

[heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee] (simulated elf laughter)

also available in new nacho flavor!

V-CHIPS... THEY'RE V-LICIOUS!!!"
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(c)1995 Barry Mitchell Music, All Rights Reserved,  
For private use by consenting adults. 
If rash occurs, induce Okito Toyoda.