TOMALHE presents the Encheferized "Vurld Noos Pelka"

Okay... Aaron requested, nay, demanded, well in any case... he asked... for the Polka to be fed through the Encheferizer (that magical internet device used to make things sound like they're being spoken by the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show) and of course you can access it et http://www.stir.ac.uk/~sac06/chef/chef.html. Eet hes links tu dee FAQ-ee, dee FTP seete, und dee en-chef-erizer. Bork Bork Bork!

Hey! noos gut yuoo doon? Cume-a onn let's Pulka!
	[EBCNoos zeeme-a fluooreesh. Sung begeens.]
Puleetics und fureegn vers
ell zee veezer ell ze scures,
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka

Booseeness noos frum Tukyu
Stooffff yuoo sev oon Kuppel's shoo
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka

It's lete-a et neeght,
yuoo're-a veede-a eveke-a
Und yuoo're-a nut veereeng punts
Su greb yuoor
Vurld Noos Noo moog
und iferybudy dunce-a!
Hey!

Hefe-a sume-a foon
Be-a pel!
Ifery unchur gooy und gel

Du zee Vurld Noos Pelka

Cume-a oon iferyune-a
[instroomentel]
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka

Insumneeecs oonly!
[instroomentel]
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka

Vhu ceres vhet zee netvurk theenks,
Oor zee spunsurs tuu?
(Vhu ceres?)

Und iff yuoor neeeghburs cell zee cups
Here's ell yuoo hefe-a tu do:
(Vhet?)

Vhee zeey yell "it's helf pest three-a!"
Tell zeem, "Hey, thet's noos tu me-a!"
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka

Zeey meke-a us vurk zee grefyerd sheefft
Thet's vhy ve-a gu fur bruk

Su vhy nut toone-a in ebc
Und jueen oooor leettle-a juk?

Feefe-a vhule-a deys ifery veek
Ve're here-a veet oooor tungooe-a in cheek.
Thet's zee Vurld Noos Pelka!

Du  zee Vurld Noos Pelka!
	[Suoond: cueen beeeng tussed into coop)
Gee-a thunks Meester Jenneengs!




Cupyreeght neenetee neenety feefe-a Berry Meetchell Mooseec. Ell reeghts
reserfed. Fur preefete-a use-a by cunsenteeng edoolts. Tumelhe-a - Eur Cuul!