Courting Marcia by Barry Mitchell

(scene : a love-struck Barry Mitchell cutting valentines out of construction paper.)
I've looked for love most everyplace,
In health clubs and in cyberspace,
And "party" calls that cost three bucks a minute.
In checkout lines while in the store,
I check out women by the score.
Love's a game  and I just can't win it.
But now I've found my perfect valentine,
And here's the song I hope will make her mine.

There's just one girl who's right for me:
MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA.
I'd like to court her endlessly,
MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA.
I'd send flowers everyday,
But it would just annoy 'er.
Perfect in most every way. Except for one --
She's a lawyer.

She changes her hairdo. Now she looks
Quite a lot less harsher.
Her Cindy Crawford mole... makes me lose control.
I 'd plead my case but I'd lose face.
Cuz'  my defense is down.
When MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA, you're around 


MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA.
The sentence will be light for you and me --
In a cottage by the sea.
I feel that spark, so please Miss Clark,
Would you object if I proposed?
It's always MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA
Case Closed.
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(c)1995 Barry Mitchell Music, All Rights Reserved,
For private use by consenting adults.
A teenage crew and a ship from another age.
Together they face the angry North Atlantic.
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