HEERE'S JOHNNIE! by Barry Mitchell

Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran.
Watch him now now on tv!

Sha-la-la-la, La-la-la- la!

Johnnie Cochran, how they love you.
He makes other lawyers look like hacks.
He's so slick he gives the prosecution heart attacks.

Johnnie Cochran, how they need you.
While Shapiro and Lee Bailey scream,
He's the undisputed leader of the whole Dream Team.

Well connected, never ruffled or tensed
Judge Ito just can't wait to watch him litigate.
Marcia Clark says, "Judge it seems the defense
Just keeps us in suspense withholding evidence."

He's Johnnie Cochran. He's so famous.
He's part lawyer,  part celebrity.
And if I should get arrested, he can rep-re-sent me.

Michael Jackson and then Snoop Doggy Dog.
He fought for all these folks, and the kid from Diff'rent Strokes.
With the rules he often plays fast and loose.
Though Darden cries abuse, it isn't any news.

He's Johnnie Cochran. What a smoothie.
And they say that he can charm a snake.
But let's see if he can charm a jury for Simpson's sake.

Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran. Johnnie Cochran.
Watch him on Court TV...

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