the Jive version of "The World News Polka"

what can I say, gang, I couldn't resist sending the polka to the jive server at jive@ifi.unizh.ch
	Hey.  Slap mah fro! News gots ya' waaay down? Come on, let's... POLKA.
 Right On!  
	
	Politics and fo'eign wars
	All de weader, all de sco'es
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka

	Business news fum Tokyo
	Stuff ya' saw on Koppel's show
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka

	It's late at night 
                Youse wide awake
	And youse not wearin' pants

	So grab yo' Wo'ld News Now mug
	And everybody dance.    
	Right On!  
	Have some fun
	Be some pal
	Every ancho' guy and gal

	Do de Wo'ld News Polka.  Right On!  

            Come on, everyone.  Right On!  
	[Instrumental]
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka

	Insomniacs only.  Right On!  
	[Instrumental]
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka

	Who cares whut de netwo'k dinks
	Or de sponso's, too?
		(Who cares?)
	And if yo' neighbo's call de cops
	Here's all ya' gots'ta do, dig dis:
		(What?)

	When dey yell
	"It's half past dree.  Right On!  "
	Tell dem, "Hey, it's news t'me.  Right On!  "
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka

	Dey make us wo'k
	De graveyard shift
	Dat's why we go fo' broke

	So why not
	Tune in ABC
	And join our little joke?

	Five whole days
	Every week
	We're here wid our tongues in cheek
	Dat's de Wo'ld News Polka.  Right On!  

	Do de Wo'ld News Polka.  Right On!  
		[Sound, dig dis: coin bein' tossed into cdown]
            Gee, danks, Mr.  Ah be baaad... Jennin's.  Right On!