It's a small World News Now by Barry Mitchell

[Barry in Mickey Mouse ears with WNN logo on front]

Chim-Chiminy Chim-Chiminy Chim-Chim Chiree
We're glad Disney's gonna buy up ABC.
They're a conservative outfit that's true
Good-bye dirty talk on "NYPD Blue".
You can kiss all those naked butts toodaloo...

"Good Morning America's" problems increased.
Good morning, I'm Beauty; hello I'm the Beast.
We'll finally fill Kevin's co-anchor chair
So meet Pocahontas, that's her over there.
She's reading the sports and hugging a bear...

There'll be some changes on Sundays this fall
We'll watch "It's a Small World of Sports" after all.
The old Brinkley round table's different all right.
So long Cokie Roberts, hello there Snow White.
While George Will and Grumpy are having a fight...

It's a big merger, as big as they get
'Cause buying a network is some risky bet.
But Disney has practice in these things you know
They once owned a net -- Annette Funicello.
Now maybe she'll finally get her own show...

In that big blockbuster THE LION KING
"Hakuna Matata"  -- "no worries" they sing.
I've got no worries, I'm happy to say.
Though there'll be restructuring, I'll be okay.
It's a Mickey Mouse outfit here anyway!

[spoken] Just kidding Mr. Eisner, heh heh.
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