DON'T IT MAKE THE BROWNS' FANS BLUE

(To the tune of Crystal Gayle's "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue")

Cleveland's football days are through
Cuz' there team said toodle-ooo.
What a thing to do!!!
And don't it make the Browns' fans blue?

There's no way to halt them, for
The lease is signed in Baltimore.
They're shipping out the crew...
And don't it make the Browns' fans blue?

They feel abandoned.
It's such a shame.
Money's the reason,
It's always to blame.
Cleaveland is playing its next football game
At the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame.

You can fight owner Art Modell.
You can write the NFL.
Oh Mr. Tagliabue...
Don't it make the Browns' fans,
(Soon to be out of town fans,)
Don't it make the Browns' fans blue?

[spoken]
"All you Cleaveland fans... I know how you feel.
I'm still waiting for the Dodgers to come home to Brooklyn."

[fade out]

(c)1995 Barry Mitchell Music, All Rights Reserved. For private use by consenting adults. Because I know less about sports than even Bill Greenwood, I have no idea if these names are spelled right. Therefore, all spelling errors are hereby declared intentional. Transcript provided by BARRYSONGS@aol.com (a division of TOMALHE - AIR COOL!) and you might just hear this beauty at http://www.cybernw.com/~jsr/wnn.html