Bye, Bye Packwood By Barry Mitchell

(to the tune of "Bye, Bye Blackbird")
Pack up all your bags and go, ethics vote: 6-0.
Bye, Bye, Packwood.
Listen, Senator Don Juan, I'm afraid you're Ore-gone,
Bye, Bye, Packwood.
You complained you want an open hearing
While you nibbled on some woman's earring.
and Here's a tip and it's free; write this in your diary:
Packwood, Bye Bye.

Finance Chairman -- that's some job!
You can kiss it farewell, Bob. It's
Bye, Bye, Packwood.
Here's one miss that you know well.
Does "Mis-conduct' ring a bell?
Bye, Bye, Packwood.
They found out you're altering your diary
That's why you're the Senate's new retiree.
You can keep your pension, so
Hit the road, Romeo
Packwood, Bye, Bye.

You showed no remorse, you don't regret it
Although you resigned, you still don't get it.
And at that Women's Conference in
China, just watch them grin:
Packwood, Bye Bye...
Hey Bob Packwood -- Bye, Bye!

(spoken)
 Start Packin!!

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Then again, what you do at 3 AM while watching World News Now is your
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